Fatherhood shouldn't require eight arms.
Meet Green, the assistant you text. He holds the school calendar, practices, birthdays and checkups, and gives you a heads-up before things land, so you can show up for the moments that matter.
Private beta, invite only
Just text him. He'll tell you what's coming.
A forwarded school email, a photo of the practice schedule, two words from the car. Green sorts it, plans around your week, and texts you before it's a scramble.
- No app to learnHe lives in your texts, with his own contact card.
- Heads-ups, not homeworkWhat's coming this week, and one thing you can take on.
- Own it end to endPickup, the gift, the dentist. Green tells your partner it's handled.
Green Octopus
One family plan. Two assistants.
Your partner texts Pink, built for moms. You text Green. They share one plan, so you're both looking at the same week without a single "did you see my text?"
- Take one, and she knowsSay "I've got pickup" and Pink tells her it's covered.
- Tomorrow's splitThe night before: who's on what, and what nobody has yet.
- Plans change, you hear firstA moved game or a late flight reaches whoever it affects.
Green OctopusThe teammate every group chat needs.
Add Green Octopus to the carpool thread, the team parents chat or the weekend plans. Say “Green” when you need him. Otherwise he stays out of the way.
- Tap to vote, tap to RSVP❤️ your pick in a poll. 👍 a plan to say you're in.
- “Green, who's driving?”Every plan, who's coming, who's bringing what, who's driving.
- Reminders for everyonePlus a heads-up the morning of every plan.
- Private stays privateHe only knows what's said in that chat. “Text me privately” comes to you alone.
REight arms, all working for you.
The dates that matter, early.
Birthdays, the anniversary, teacher gifts, the school play. A nudge with time to plan, not the night before.
Keeps an eye on things.
Camp sign-ups, the ski program, a registration page. You only hear when something changes.
Catches the clashes.
He checks your own calendar, so a work trip and the recital never land on the same night by surprise.
A personal shopper.
Real picks in your kids' sizes, with photos, and Shop Pay checkout you finish yourself.
Your inbox, when you ask.
“Find the coach's email.” He drafts the reply. Nothing sends until you text SEND.
Your day, one tap away.
Add your private Today page to your home screen: the plan, who's driving, the weather and what to pack. Bigger jobs, like “find 3 pediatric dentists with Saturday hours”, happen in the background and arrive as a text.
Your family's info is yours.
Built only for families. Here's the promise, in plain words.
Never sold. Never trained on.
No ads, no data brokers, and your family's details are never used to train AI.
Nothing goes out without you.
No email, text or booking happens until you see it and reply SEND or YES. Email is read only when you ask.
See it all. Delete it all.
Text “what do you know about me” to see everything. Text “delete everything” and it's gone. Old texts erase themselves after 90 days.
Less juggling. More living.
Green Octopus is invite-only while we grow. Add your number and we'll text you.